February 2012
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It’s insensitive of Brad Pitt to have “The Rachel” haircut.
– Jen Kirkman
(via mcbamf)
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The Super Serious Show: Feb 16th: Jen Kirkman →
superseriousshow:
Hooray - Jen Kirkman! One of our favorite comedy people is heading up our February show. Kirman is one of the best comedians working today. She’s always honest and on point with her performances. Kirkman commands the stage and is unlike any other performer working today.
Kirkman tours…
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I already have a Plan B. It’s called being a lesbian.
– Fortune Feimster on Chelsea Lately, talking about the Plan B pill. (via cajunraised)
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My family likes to make fun of me, indicating that being able to cook is part of...
– Sarah Colonna | Life as I Blow It (via timegrowslarge)
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I would like to go to the moon because you weigh nothing and I’d finally reach...
– Fortune Feimster (via vitoperrone)
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January 2012
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If you can manscape, you can landscape.
– Ross Mathews (via vhampersands)
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boojiereality:
@lisavanderpump shows @helloross & @chuybravo that there is no air in her pump!!! Lol
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You gotta put out, to get back
– Ross Mathews to Alexa Chung, on dating.
While he was hosting Chelsea Lately.
(via hereswherethestoryends)
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Well, she owes the government $93,000 in back taxes and she owes me $12 for...
– -Fortune Feimster (About Lindsay Lohan; Chelsea Lately)
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Top Two Greatest Comedy Albums (That Have Natasha...
jonaspolsky:
From a survey of our readers we’ve compiled the ultimate list of the Top Two Greatest Comedy Albums That Have Natasha Leggero On the Cover.
#2 Natasha Leggero - “Coke Money”
and coming it at #1, rounding out the list is Todd Barry - “From Heaven”!
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i like him with a cane because that means that he can’t run away from me.
– ross matthews on seeing brad pitt at the golden globes. (via hybrid-theoryx)
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Relationships make perfectly normal people go insane.
– Whitney Cummings (via areyouhighenough)
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Heather: I think I'd survive a plane crash because I'm an excellent swimmer.
Chelsea: It doesn't matter if you're an excellent swimmer. Are you an excellent swimmer in a fire?!
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The migratory patterns of gays and old Jews is exactly the same
– Josh Wolf (via beseengreen)
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Jo Koy is one of my favorite comedians.
allibreathesulfur:
Ava knows who I’m talking about… TING TING! AH DADDY!!! LOOK AT MUH TINNNNNNNNNNNNNGTING!